The Friend Fork

Hello, I'd like to tell you about a fork named Frank. Frank liked to go on car rides and listen to the radio. He never complained about the station or that it was too loud. Frank doesn't care if you curse at the old drivers or honk at slow-moving pedestrians. He simply rides and smiles:


This makes me very HAPPY:


He's the best fork a guy could ask for. Frank and I are best buds: